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it's cool how you can taste your bones

MY FUMKING WIFE IS HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

Face Reveal 💖

I can blow you up with my death ray but only if you beg me

Why is April fools shaping up to be particularly nonchalant this year??? I was ready for chaos and now I get nothing???

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH EVERYBODY

me, opening the box labeled "chicken drumstick" to reveal 1 (one) chicken drumstick: I am about to be. Not Normal.

I can feel the foolish power coursing through my veins...

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

get off my property

i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha

i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha

Fml I'm in 3D design rn and we had someone come in today to look at everyone's pieces which I was absolutely DREADING because ig I don't feel like talking. Anyhoo she came up to me and asked "do you want to tell me what you're working on? ☺️" and my anxious ass said "no! 😇"

I didn't want to be rude at all bc she's nice but it just came out. I feel really bad about it even though I technically answered her question.

Why am I allowed out of the house?

hot tip: when your anniversary comes up please do not use the #tumblr milestone tag or whatever- I got bombarded with icky bots when I did

Will do, captain. Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡

do u like funfetti frosting

it tastes..............

funny

Fun Fact

Did you know that if you jump and then crouch twice while peeing, you unlock the secret Get Piss Fucking Everywhere DLC?

OUR EARTH HAS MADE YET ANOTHER SLUTTY SLUTTY POLE DANCE AROUND THE SUN

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, CHUCKLEFUCKS!!!! THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!!!

THERE'S!!! NO!!! OTHER!!! OPTION!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

Can you guess what it is?

Just to let y'all know

the keebler elf is real & he fucks

I have been tagged thrice, and thus I shall appear.

@boxedtooth @crumpledfishfry @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @unusualtacocat @moonstone-chaos @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @teethsoups05 @chronically-online-italian

I love you, pookies <3

@foddercaptain

@somemismatchedsocks

@dr3aming-stargaz3r

@inefficientstory

@eclipsed-jester

And more ;3

hooooooly moly that went way better than I thought it would

a bit scuffed but the crowd was nonetheless entertained

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

the show opens today and golly we are COOKED

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

My fears exactly. And now that the results are in, I am terrified.

He has the presidency AND the Senate, and (as far as I've heard) he can appoint 3 more Supreme Court judges. Which means he has the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches. Basically the entire fucking government!!

I don't want to get political on my shitpost blog but you summed up my fears so accurately.

Why do I have a horrible sinking feeling that trump will win. I’m so scared guys. I don’t know what’s gonna happen I don’t have any control over what will happen except my one tiny say and the next four years are so critical for the planet and what if he is elected do I have to lose the forests and glaciers and nature as I know it what about living my life I’m a woman and he doesn’t want me to have rights and I don’t know if I’ll ever be in a high enough income bracket to escape his economic plans guys I’m so scared I was on the phone with my mom last night and we both started to cry because he already has the courts and he’s so close to having the senate if he gets the presidency then is it over or will it just become the horrible time before over where everything goes downhill but we don’t hit the bottom yet and somehow rock bottom gets lower and lower every day and I will try to bear it but fuck I don’t know if I can

TO MY FELLOW 🇺🇲💥AMERICAN🦅⛽ TUMBLRINAS

IF YOU ARE OF VOTING AGE AND HAVE NOT VOTED YET PLEASE GO VOTE TODAY!!!

THIS ELECTION IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!! THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY BOILS DOWN TO TODAY!!!!

GO, MY POOKIE BEARS!!! BE A GOOD CITIZEN!!!!

IT FARTED ON ME

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

can we see cousin jongle?

I gotchu bro

I feel like you have Maybe reblogged this before but like

You core?

sounds like something my cousin jongle would do

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar