Me, Opening The Box Labeled "chicken Drumstick" To Reveal 1 (one) Chicken Drumstick: I Am About To Be.

Istg I'm so close to beating my theatre teacher with a wooden board.

The only mean girl she's gonna get is me with a power drill.

❌INCORRECT❌ it's not your teeth you fucking liar

have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?

Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.

MY FUMKING WIFE IS HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

wassup

i'm back

what'd i miss?

do u like funfetti frosting

it tastes..............

funny

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

Face Reveal 💖

I have been tagged thrice, and thus I shall appear.

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I love you, pookies <3

@foddercaptain

@somemismatchedsocks

@dr3aming-stargaz3r

@inefficientstory

@eclipsed-jester

And more ;3

Read it and weep, fuckers.

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar