❌INCORRECT❌ It's Not Your Teeth You Fucking Liar

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

My fears exactly. And now that the results are in, I am terrified.

He has the presidency AND the Senate, and (as far as I've heard) he can appoint 3 more Supreme Court judges. Which means he has the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches. Basically the entire fucking government!!

I don't want to get political on my shitpost blog but you summed up my fears so accurately.

Why do I have a horrible sinking feeling that trump will win. I’m so scared guys. I don’t know what’s gonna happen I don’t have any control over what will happen except my one tiny say and the next four years are so critical for the planet and what if he is elected do I have to lose the forests and glaciers and nature as I know it what about living my life I’m a woman and he doesn’t want me to have rights and I don’t know if I’ll ever be in a high enough income bracket to escape his economic plans guys I’m so scared I was on the phone with my mom last night and we both started to cry because he already has the courts and he’s so close to having the senate if he gets the presidency then is it over or will it just become the horrible time before over where everything goes downhill but we don’t hit the bottom yet and somehow rock bottom gets lower and lower every day and I will try to bear it but fuck I don’t know if I can

can we see cousin jongle?

I gotchu bro

the show opens today and golly we are COOKED

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

eating a salad (anxiously)

getting baptized in the mcdonald's ball pit

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

wassup

i'm back

what'd i miss?

Here you go, fuckers.

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