Can We See Cousin Jongle?

it's cool how you can taste your bones

i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha

Istg I'm so close to beating my theatre teacher with a wooden board.

The only mean girl she's gonna get is me with a power drill.

A DRAG QUEEN KNIGHTED ME TODAY

YOU CAN CALL ME SIR JESTER, PEASANT FUCKS

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

Haven't posted in a while but I'm sitting here scrolling through Tumblr with the stupidest fucking grin on my face bc so many people are putting Gabriel in the SLUTTIEST little outfits and it's making me have an aneurysm.

IM GOING TO RATTLE YOU.

careful, you'll anger the bees

@chronically-online-italian Oh, no! Whatever shall I do?!

AHAHAHAHAHA GET BONKED, IDIOT

have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?

Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.