Haven't Posted In A While But I'm Sitting Here Scrolling Through Tumblr With The Stupidest Fucking Grin

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

get off my property

i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha

Artist's rendition:

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

Can you guess what it is?

Here you go, fuckers.

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck

it's cool how you can taste your bones

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar

it appears our slutty little planet has pole danced around the sun yet again

here's to another year of bullshit, my friends. :)

PARTAKE IN THE WHAT

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....