Get Off My Property

getting baptized in the mcdonald's ball pit

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

me, opening the box labeled "chicken drumstick" to reveal 1 (one) chicken drumstick: I am about to be. Not Normal.

fighting gabriel rn with a cheeky ass grin on my face while we beat the shit out of each other

just dancing and twirling around him like a little ballerina while he tries to smite me off the face of the earth

Here you go, fuckers.

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck

Girl Dinner ❤️

eating a salad (anxiously)

I can feel the foolish power coursing through my veins...

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

MY FUMKING WIFE IS HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

shoving a head of iceberg lettuce down my throat to distract myself from the divine horror of creation

eating a salad (anxiously)