Getting Baptized In The Mcdonald's Ball Pit

wassup

i'm back

what'd i miss?

IT FARTED ON ME

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

A DRAG QUEEN KNIGHTED ME TODAY

YOU CAN CALL ME SIR JESTER, PEASANT FUCKS

Sorry for the last post being a downer it's just that bitches are testing me.

Anyhoo I went to the store yesterday and found out that the person at the register spoke Spanish as well as English and idk why but I thought that was so neato.

So shout out to bilingual ppl. You are much smarter than I am.

Here you go, fuckers.

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck

MY FUMKING WIFE IS HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

Istg I'm so close to beating my theatre teacher with a wooden board.

The only mean girl she's gonna get is me with a power drill.

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

do... Do you like the daycare attendants from hit game Security breach?

I believe in silly guy supremacy

I'm thinking about the immortal jellyfish.