I Can Feel The Foolish Power Coursing Through My Veins...

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH EVERYBODY

I'm thinking about the immortal jellyfish.

ok then fuck u too ig

"your crime is existence" hehe yeah it is and you loooooove it :3

now eat this fucking drill

fighting gabriel rn with a cheeky ass grin on my face while we beat the shit out of each other

just dancing and twirling around him like a little ballerina while he tries to smite me off the face of the earth

MY FUMKING WIFE IS HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

Can you guess what it is?

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

I feel like you have Maybe reblogged this before but like

You core?

sounds like something my cousin jongle would do

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.