Bruh One Of The Actors In A Show I'm In Just Rage Quit Last Night And I'm Taking 3 Of His Parts

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

it's cool how you can taste your bones

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

Haven't posted in a while but I'm sitting here scrolling through Tumblr with the stupidest fucking grin on my face bc so many people are putting Gabriel in the SLUTTIEST little outfits and it's making me have an aneurysm.

Read it and weep, fuckers.

IT FARTED ON ME

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

MY FUMKING WIFE IS HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

Beseeching the Fool

the fool has been beseeched

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

Fun Fact

Did you know that if you jump and then crouch twice while peeing, you unlock the secret Get Piss Fucking Everywhere DLC?