Fun Fact

IT FARTED ON ME

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

I leave for the weekend and I have 3 spicy bots following me now.

To the bots: please behave yourselves. Or don't. This blog is anarchy.

I can feel the foolish power coursing through my veins...

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

@chronically-online-italian Oh, no! Whatever shall I do?!

AHAHAHAHAHA GET BONKED, IDIOT

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

ok then fuck u too ig

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

it appears our slutty little planet has pole danced around the sun yet again

here's to another year of bullshit, my friends. :)