Life In 1372 Was So Boring, You Couldn't Even Whip And Nae Nae. You Just Died.

have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?

Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.

Face Reveal 💖

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

I have gone into raptures.

For many moons I have reveled in my hellish court, free to content myself with the boundless comfort of knavery and mischief. But my influence is negligible, for what is a jester without an audience? What is a card without a crowd? I am but a servant to the unknown---a slave to a faceless void.

But not now. Now is my time to strike. A shot in the dark, a thump in the night: each blow against friend and foe alike is a blow struck for my right to a roguish and devious existence.

Tonight is the Night of Fools, and there is no greater Fool than I.

I am merely the jester of this court of revels. But tonight?

Tonight, I am King.

IM GOING TO RATTLE YOU.

careful, you'll anger the bees

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

Fml I'm in 3D design rn and we had someone come in today to look at everyone's pieces which I was absolutely DREADING because ig I don't feel like talking. Anyhoo she came up to me and asked "do you want to tell me what you're working on? ☺️" and my anxious ass said "no! 😇"

I didn't want to be rude at all bc she's nice but it just came out. I feel really bad about it even though I technically answered her question.

Why am I allowed out of the house?

hooooooly moly that went way better than I thought it would

a bit scuffed but the crowd was nonetheless entertained

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

❌INCORRECT❌ it's not your teeth you fucking liar

have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?

Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.

Girl Dinner ❤️