Fml I'm in 3D design rn and we had someone come in today to look at everyone's pieces which I was absolutely DREADING because ig I don't feel like talking. Anyhoo she came up to me and asked "do you want to tell me what you're working on? ☺️" and my anxious ass said "no! 😇"
I didn't want to be rude at all bc she's nice but it just came out. I feel really bad about it even though I technically answered her question.
Why am I allowed out of the house?
AW HELL NAW
I DON'T CARE *WHO* THE IRS SENDS I'M NOT PAYING TAXES
Hold on, folks. Someone's at my door.
me, opening the box labeled "chicken drumstick" to reveal 1 (one) chicken drumstick: I am about to be. Not Normal.
beep beep
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
I took a hiatus from this hellsite for like a week to binge play ultrakill and completely missed the Ides of March I'm a fucking disgrace.
OUR EARTH HAS MADE YET ANOTHER SLUTTY SLUTTY POLE DANCE AROUND THE SUN
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, CHUCKLEFUCKS!!!! THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!!!
THERE'S!!! NO!!! OTHER!!! OPTION!!!
PENIS LIKER
can you devious face this please
Blasphemy. That is not what I said.
Thanks to @chronically-online-italian for the invite :)
I'm bringing paper hats, a virgin sacrifice, assorted cheeses, and ofc my esteemed comrades @moonstone-briar-chaos @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @intothedeathcrypt @bleedingteethart
would u like to have a picnic :3 i’ll cut fruit :3
yes!!! ill bring all the bread and baked goods !! ^_^
who else is coming ? :D
Did you know that if you jump and then crouch twice while peeing, you unlock the secret Get Piss Fucking Everywhere DLC?
Tell me
Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?
pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar