I Just Played A Game Of Cat And Mouse With My Brother Except I Was The Cat And Also The Mouse.

I've waited many long, dark years (like 2 months) for my beloved wife (gabriel plushie) to return from the war (come in the mail). My hope is faltering. Come home to me, darling. 😔

can we see cousin jongle?

I gotchu bro

I feel like you have Maybe reblogged this before but like

You core?

sounds like something my cousin jongle would do

eating a salad (anxiously)

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts

we open THIS THURSDAY

PENIS LIKER

can you devious face this please

Blasphemy. That is not what I said.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

Can you guess what it is?

A DRAG QUEEN KNIGHTED ME TODAY

YOU CAN CALL ME SIR JESTER, PEASANT FUCKS

I have gone into raptures.

For many moons I have reveled in my hellish court, free to content myself with the boundless comfort of knavery and mischief. But my influence is negligible, for what is a jester without an audience? What is a card without a crowd? I am but a servant to the unknown---a slave to a faceless void.

But not now. Now is my time to strike. A shot in the dark, a thump in the night: each blow against friend and foe alike is a blow struck for my right to a roguish and devious existence.

Tonight is the Night of Fools, and there is no greater Fool than I.

I am merely the jester of this court of revels. But tonight?

Tonight, I am King.