I Feel Like You Have Maybe Reblogged This Before But Like

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

Can you guess what it is?

Read it and weep, fuckers.

PENIS LIKER

can you devious face this please

Blasphemy. That is not what I said.

I can blow you up with my death ray but only if you beg me

Why is April fools shaping up to be particularly nonchalant this year??? I was ready for chaos and now I get nothing???

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

Thanks to @chronically-online-italian for the invite :)

I'm bringing paper hats, a virgin sacrifice, assorted cheeses, and ofc my esteemed comrades @moonstone-briar-chaos @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @intothedeathcrypt @bleedingteethart

would u like to have a picnic :3 i’ll cut fruit :3

yes!!! ill bring all the bread and baked goods !! ^_^

who else is coming ? :D

OUR EARTH HAS MADE YET ANOTHER SLUTTY SLUTTY POLE DANCE AROUND THE SUN

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, CHUCKLEFUCKS!!!! THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!!!

THERE'S!!! NO!!! OTHER!!! OPTION!!!

hot tip: when your anniversary comes up please do not use the #tumblr milestone tag or whatever- I got bombarded with icky bots when I did

Will do, captain. Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡

eating a salad (anxiously)

PARTAKE IN THE WHAT

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....