PARTAKE IN THE WHAT

❌INCORRECT❌ it's not your teeth you fucking liar

have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?

Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.

Sorry for the last post being a downer it's just that bitches are testing me.

Anyhoo I went to the store yesterday and found out that the person at the register spoke Spanish as well as English and idk why but I thought that was so neato.

So shout out to bilingual ppl. You are much smarter than I am.

get off my property

i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

IM GOING TO RATTLE YOU.

careful, you'll anger the bees

PENIS LIKER

can you devious face this please

Blasphemy. That is not what I said.

I can blow you up with my death ray but only if you beg me

Why is April fools shaping up to be particularly nonchalant this year??? I was ready for chaos and now I get nothing???

Haven't posted in a while but I'm sitting here scrolling through Tumblr with the stupidest fucking grin on my face bc so many people are putting Gabriel in the SLUTTIEST little outfits and it's making me have an aneurysm.

"your crime is existence" hehe yeah it is and you loooooove it :3

now eat this fucking drill

fighting gabriel rn with a cheeky ass grin on my face while we beat the shit out of each other

just dancing and twirling around him like a little ballerina while he tries to smite me off the face of the earth

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.