I Can Blow You Up With My Death Ray But Only If You Beg Me

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

Thanks to @chronically-online-italian for the invite :)

I'm bringing paper hats, a virgin sacrifice, assorted cheeses, and ofc my esteemed comrades @moonstone-briar-chaos @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @intothedeathcrypt @bleedingteethart

would u like to have a picnic :3 i’ll cut fruit :3

yes!!! ill bring all the bread and baked goods !! ^_^

who else is coming ? :D

Fml I'm in 3D design rn and we had someone come in today to look at everyone's pieces which I was absolutely DREADING because ig I don't feel like talking. Anyhoo she came up to me and asked "do you want to tell me what you're working on? ☺️" and my anxious ass said "no! 😇"

I didn't want to be rude at all bc she's nice but it just came out. I feel really bad about it even though I technically answered her question.

Why am I allowed out of the house?

I have been tagged thrice, and thus I shall appear.

@boxedtooth @crumpledfishfry @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @unusualtacocat @moonstone-chaos @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @teethsoups05 @chronically-online-italian

I love you, pookies <3

@foddercaptain

@somemismatchedsocks

@dr3aming-stargaz3r

@inefficientstory

@eclipsed-jester

And more ;3

Artist's rendition:

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

Read it and weep, fuckers.

Sorry for the last post being a downer it's just that bitches are testing me.

Anyhoo I went to the store yesterday and found out that the person at the register spoke Spanish as well as English and idk why but I thought that was so neato.

So shout out to bilingual ppl. You are much smarter than I am.

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

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This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.