There Is A Whole Baby Here And I Just Watched A Turkey Bust It Down On Tv

getting baptized in the mcdonald's ball pit

me, opening the box labeled "chicken drumstick" to reveal 1 (one) chicken drumstick: I am about to be. Not Normal.

do... Do you like the daycare attendants from hit game Security breach?

I believe in silly guy supremacy

OUR EARTH HAS MADE YET ANOTHER SLUTTY SLUTTY POLE DANCE AROUND THE SUN

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, CHUCKLEFUCKS!!!! THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!!!

THERE'S!!! NO!!! OTHER!!! OPTION!!!

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar

Artist's rendition:

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

Fml I'm in 3D design rn and we had someone come in today to look at everyone's pieces which I was absolutely DREADING because ig I don't feel like talking. Anyhoo she came up to me and asked "do you want to tell me what you're working on? ☺️" and my anxious ass said "no! 😇"

I didn't want to be rude at all bc she's nice but it just came out. I feel really bad about it even though I technically answered her question.

Why am I allowed out of the house?

Girl Dinner ❤️

@chronically-online-italian Oh, no! Whatever shall I do?!

AHAHAHAHAHA GET BONKED, IDIOT