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Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.
The jellyfish, in theory, can live forever. When damaged or on the brink of starvation, it simply reverts back to a polyp. The medusae it releases are genetically identical to the adult and so it lives on.
And yet, despite this, the jellyfish dies. Either to predation or disease, it dies anyway. If you were a jellyfish and you saw your brother die—really die—would you understand? Would you grieve?
There is no life or death for the immortal jellyfish. There is only existence. You spend your days, endless or not, swimming in the dark. You are here, and that is all. You are a jellyfish, and that is enough. There is nothing else.
So if you saw your brother sink to the ocean floor, would you know he would never get up again?
Maybe.
If life and death mean nothing to the jellyfish, does the jellyfish even know it lives forever? Does it know how special it is? Or does it think itself mortal and perhaps insignificant? After all, it’s just a jellyfish.
We, like the jellyfish, will die. We will end as all things must. But we, like the jellyfish, have the capacity to live forever.
We have songs dating back thousands of years. We have stories of ancestors that we never got to meet. Even our faces are not our own, borrowed from someone else and made something new. We owe our existence to the people before us; we are the “medusae” they left behind. Dead men live as long as we have mouths to speak.
There is no life or death for the immortal jellyfish. There is only existence, and existence is no insignificant thing. Life cannot be wasted, only experienced, and therefore, changed.
So I guess my final question is this:
If you could live forever, would you know it?
I'm thinking about the immortal jellyfish.
shoving a head of iceberg lettuce down my throat to distract myself from the divine horror of creation
eating a salad (anxiously)
eating a salad (anxiously)
it appears our slutty little planet has pole danced around the sun yet again
here's to another year of bullshit, my friends. :)
A DRAG QUEEN KNIGHTED ME TODAY
YOU CAN CALL ME SIR JESTER, PEASANT FUCKS
getting baptized in the mcdonald's ball pit
do... Do you like the daycare attendants from hit game Security breach?
I believe in silly guy supremacy
"your crime is existence" hehe yeah it is and you loooooove it :3
now eat this fucking drill
fighting gabriel rn with a cheeky ass grin on my face while we beat the shit out of each other
just dancing and twirling around him like a little ballerina while he tries to smite me off the face of the earth
fighting gabriel rn with a cheeky ass grin on my face while we beat the shit out of each other
just dancing and twirling around him like a little ballerina while he tries to smite me off the face of the earth
Beseeching the Fool
the fool has been beseeched
Thanks to @chronically-online-italian for the invite :)
I'm bringing paper hats, a virgin sacrifice, assorted cheeses, and ofc my esteemed comrades @moonstone-briar-chaos @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @intothedeathcrypt @bleedingteethart
would u like to have a picnic :3 i’ll cut fruit :3
yes!!! ill bring all the bread and baked goods !! ^_^
who else is coming ? :D
I have gone into raptures.
For many moons I have reveled in my hellish court, free to content myself with the boundless comfort of knavery and mischief. But my influence is negligible, for what is a jester without an audience? What is a card without a crowd? I am but a servant to the unknown---a slave to a faceless void.
But not now. Now is my time to strike. A shot in the dark, a thump in the night: each blow against friend and foe alike is a blow struck for my right to a roguish and devious existence.
Tonight is the Night of Fools, and there is no greater Fool than I.
I am merely the jester of this court of revels. But tonight?
Tonight, I am King.
Haven't posted in a while but I'm sitting here scrolling through Tumblr with the stupidest fucking grin on my face bc so many people are putting Gabriel in the SLUTTIEST little outfits and it's making me have an aneurysm.
I took a hiatus from this hellsite for like a week to binge play ultrakill and completely missed the Ides of March I'm a fucking disgrace.
❌INCORRECT❌ it's not your teeth you fucking liar
have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?
Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.
have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?
Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.
PENIS LIKER
can you devious face this please
Blasphemy. That is not what I said.
AW HELL NAW
I DON'T CARE *WHO* THE IRS SENDS I'M NOT PAYING TAXES
Hold on, folks. Someone's at my door.
Hold on, folks. Someone's at my door.
beep beep
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
I leave for the weekend and I have 3 spicy bots following me now.
To the bots: please behave yourselves. Or don't. This blog is anarchy.
Sorry for the last post being a downer it's just that bitches are testing me.
Anyhoo I went to the store yesterday and found out that the person at the register spoke Spanish as well as English and idk why but I thought that was so neato.
So shout out to bilingual ppl. You are much smarter than I am.
Istg I'm so close to beating my theatre teacher with a wooden board.
The only mean girl she's gonna get is me with a power drill.
Here you go, fuckers.
reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck
Artist's rendition:
I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.
He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.
While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.
Poor boy didn't even realize.