Hold On, Folks. Someone's At My Door.

getting baptized in the mcdonald's ball pit

get off my property

i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha

IM GOING TO RATTLE YOU.

careful, you'll anger the bees

I can feel the foolish power coursing through my veins...

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

AW HELL NAW

I DON'T CARE *WHO* THE IRS SENDS I'M NOT PAYING TAXES

Hold on, folks. Someone's at my door.

ok then fuck u too ig

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH EVERYBODY

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

❌INCORRECT❌ it's not your teeth you fucking liar

have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?

Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.