the keebler elf is real & he fucks
I have been tagged thrice, and thus I shall appear.
@boxedtooth @crumpledfishfry @swageroki @amphibiananarchy @wizardinternational @wizardinternational @mudzsoup @unusualtacocat @moonstone-chaos @arsonistsacidtrip7567 @teethsoups05 @chronically-online-italian
I love you, pookies <3
Hold on, folks. Someone's at my door.
do... Do you like the daycare attendants from hit game Security breach?
I believe in silly guy supremacy
bruh one of the actors in a show I'm in just rage quit last night and I'm taking 3 of his parts
we open THIS THURSDAY
Istg I'm so close to beating my theatre teacher with a wooden board.
The only mean girl she's gonna get is me with a power drill.
hot tip: when your anniversary comes up please do not use the #tumblr milestone tag or whatever- I got bombarded with icky bots when I did
Will do, captain. Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡
@chronically-online-italian Oh, no! Whatever shall I do?!
AHAHAHAHAHA GET BONKED, IDIOT
i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha