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Jeonghan receives a phone call from 'babe'

Jeonghan: hi, Mingyu, my love.

Seungcheol: what?

Jeonghan: shit! i meant Joshua. Hello, dearest.

Seungcheol: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?!

Jeonghan: seokmin. 𝙨 𝙚 𝙤 𝙠 𝙢 𝙞 𝙣. is what i actually meant. Apologies.

Seungcheol: IM YOUR HUSBAND.

Jeonghan: *hesitantly* .... ˢᵉᵘⁿᵍᶜʰᵉᵒˡ?

Seungcheol: *distant sounds of their [non-existent] shared home burning

Seungkwan: Hey Wonwoo, are you free tomorrow night?

Wonwoo: yea.

Seungkwan: *turns to Mingyu* and how bout you

Mingyu: yeah, im free :)

Seungkwan: GREAT! because im not but i sure hope you two enjoy your date.

Seungkwan: *leaves*

Wonwoo: ..did he just?

Hoshi: *from behind the counter, whispering* someones gotta do it.

Wonwoo: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Hoshi: lets get carats to give ideas for new choreography, do that we appeal to our audience more

Seungcheol: coming from you, thats actually a good idea

Hoshi to carats: so what would be cool to put in the choreo?

Hard stans: GRINDING. thats it.

Soft stans: HEARTS AND AEGYO ALL THE WAYYY!!

Seungcheol: I take back what i said, that was a really stupid idea

Woozi: you should’ve seen this coming.

Jeongin: Did you know jellyfish have survived 600 thousand years without a brain?

Minho: a ray of hope for Jisung.

Minho: There's no beautiful without "i"

Jisung: there's no ugly without "u" either so...

Chan: I-

Minho: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Chan: I'm gonna play a song about being the leader of Stray Kids so far

Stays: ooohh?

Chan: [deeply inhales]

Chan: [plays a chord]

Chan: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Minho: sounds about right

Felix: I got an egg :)

Chan: *visible confusion*

Chan: from where???

Felix: dunno.

Chan: BRUHHH IT COULDVE BEEN A STRANGER THAT GAVE YOU THAT EGG, THERE COULD BE A BOMB INSIDE

Felix: oh well, its an egg, so uh an egg.

DK: *comes up with a stupid idea for a prank*

Hoshi: We could be killed!!

Hoshi: or worse, Seungcheol will lecture us on responsibility again.

Hoshi: *shivers in fright*

Jeonghan: if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly, I'd have $0, LMAOOOO WHATD YOU THINKKKK

Dino: I'm gonna change that-

Wonwoo: did you know a man was paralysed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?

Jeonghan, concerned: why do you know this??

Carats: so the limit is 412 nuggets, huh.

Seungcheol: NO-

Joshua: I can't believe you're single on valentines day

Chan: well, you know what they say

Chan: roses are red, violets are blue-

Joshua: don't.

Chan: -vodka is cheaper then a table for two.

Jun: he's not wrong-

Minghao: *slaps Jun* don't you dare.

Seokmin: [ exhales ] How's my breath?

Jun: Oooh, like flowers! How'd you do that?

Seokmin: I ate two flowers.

Jeonghan: I am a man of high standards.

Josh or Seungcheol: [ exists ]

Jeonghan: Damn. He's meeting all my standards.

Seungcheol: You love Vernon, right?

Seungkwan: I do. I would kill all of you for him.

Vernon: That's... that's sweet... right?

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.

Wonwoo, pulling up to a restaurant: Could you go get a table? I need to park the car.

Mingyu: Okay

[ 5 minutes later ]

Mingyu, sprinting out of the restaurant while carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!!

BamBam: Guys, I got a pet snake. What should I name him??

JB: I'm sorry, you got a pet WHAT?!

Yugyeom: William Snakespear.

Youngjae: I keep my friends close-

JB: But your enemies closer?

Youngjae: No! Why the hell would I do that? If I kept my enemies close, they would kill me!

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Mark: these two bicker like an old married couple.

BamBam: We ARE an old couple.

Yugyeom: Who are you calling old?!!

the more muscles i have, the more cats i can hold at once :)

wonwoo

Mingyu: hyung, wake up, its time to set up for the next dance prac.

Woozi: im not sleeping. im dead. leave flowers and get out.

Wonwoo: thats ridiculous, Mingyu doesn't have crush on me!

Vernon: yes, he does

Jeonghan: yes, he does

Woozi: yes, he does

Rest of Seventeen: yes, he does

Mingyu: yes, i do.

[ maknaes with Joshua ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Joshua: ...We have food at home.

Maknaes: Awwww.

[ maknaes with Seungcheol ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Seungcheol: [ pulls up into drive through ]

Maknaes: [ cheering ]

Seungcheol: One black coffee, please.

[ maknaes with Jeonghan ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Yugyeom: *breathes*

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: come here you little sht

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...