Seungkwan: Hey Wonwoo, Are You Free Tomorrow Night?

Minho: There's no beautiful without "i"

Jisung: there's no ugly without "u" either so...

Chan: I-

Minho: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Wonwoo, pulling up to a restaurant: Could you go get a table? I need to park the car.

Mingyu: Okay

[ 5 minutes later ]

Mingyu, sprinting out of the restaurant while carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!!

Jeongin: Did you know jellyfish have survived 600 thousand years without a brain?

Minho: a ray of hope for Jisung.

the more muscles i have, the more cats i can hold at once :)

wonwoo

Jeonghan receives a phone call from 'babe'

Jeonghan: hi, Mingyu, my love.

Seungcheol: what?

Jeonghan: shit! i meant Joshua. Hello, dearest.

Seungcheol: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?!

Jeonghan: seokmin. 𝙨 𝙚 𝙤 𝙠 𝙢 𝙞 𝙣. is what i actually meant. Apologies.

Seungcheol: IM YOUR HUSBAND.

Jeonghan: *hesitantly* .... ˢᵉᵘⁿᵍᶜʰᵉᵒˡ?

Seungcheol: *distant sounds of their [non-existent] shared home burning

Mingyu: hyung, wake up, its time to set up for the next dance prac.

Woozi: im not sleeping. im dead. leave flowers and get out.

Seungcheol: You love Vernon, right?

Seungkwan: I do. I would kill all of you for him.

Vernon: That's... that's sweet... right?

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.