Woozi: Making Ma Way Downtown Walkin Fast~

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...

Seungkwan: Hey Wonwoo, are you free tomorrow night?

Wonwoo: yea.

Seungkwan: *turns to Mingyu* and how bout you

Mingyu: yeah, im free :)

Seungkwan: GREAT! because im not but i sure hope you two enjoy your date.

Seungkwan: *leaves*

Wonwoo: ..did he just?

Hoshi: *from behind the counter, whispering* someones gotta do it.

Wonwoo: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!

Youngjae: I keep my friends close-

JB: But your enemies closer?

Youngjae: No! Why the hell would I do that? If I kept my enemies close, they would kill me!

BamBam: Guys, I got a pet snake. What should I name him??

JB: I'm sorry, you got a pet WHAT?!

Yugyeom: William Snakespear.

Yugyeom: *breathes*

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: come here you little sht

Joshua: I can't believe you're single on valentines day

Chan: well, you know what they say

Chan: roses are red, violets are blue-

Joshua: don't.

Chan: -vodka is cheaper then a table for two.

Jun: he's not wrong-

Minghao: *slaps Jun* don't you dare.

Mingyu: hyung, wake up, its time to set up for the next dance prac.

Woozi: im not sleeping. im dead. leave flowers and get out.

Felix: I got an egg :)

Chan: *visible confusion*

Chan: from where???

Felix: dunno.

Chan: BRUHHH IT COULDVE BEEN A STRANGER THAT GAVE YOU THAT EGG, THERE COULD BE A BOMB INSIDE

Felix: oh well, its an egg, so uh an egg.

[ maknaes with Joshua ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Joshua: ...We have food at home.

Maknaes: Awwww.

[ maknaes with Seungcheol ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Seungcheol: [ pulls up into drive through ]

Maknaes: [ cheering ]

Seungcheol: One black coffee, please.

[ maknaes with Jeonghan ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Hoshi: lets get carats to give ideas for new choreography, do that we appeal to our audience more

Seungcheol: coming from you, thats actually a good idea

Hoshi to carats: so what would be cool to put in the choreo?

Hard stans: GRINDING. thats it.

Soft stans: HEARTS AND AEGYO ALL THE WAYYY!!

Seungcheol: I take back what i said, that was a really stupid idea

Woozi: you should’ve seen this coming.