BamBam: Guys, I Got A Pet Snake. What Should I Name Him??

Seungcheol: You love Vernon, right?

Seungkwan: I do. I would kill all of you for him.

Vernon: That's... that's sweet... right?

Joshua: I can't believe you're single on valentines day

Chan: well, you know what they say

Chan: roses are red, violets are blue-

Joshua: don't.

Chan: -vodka is cheaper then a table for two.

Jun: he's not wrong-

Minghao: *slaps Jun* don't you dare.

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.

Seokmin: [ exhales ] How's my breath?

Jun: Oooh, like flowers! How'd you do that?

Seokmin: I ate two flowers.

[ maknaes with Joshua ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Joshua: ...We have food at home.

Maknaes: Awwww.

[ maknaes with Seungcheol ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Seungcheol: [ pulls up into drive through ]

Maknaes: [ cheering ]

Seungcheol: One black coffee, please.

[ maknaes with Jeonghan ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Wonwoo: thats ridiculous, Mingyu doesn't have crush on me!

Vernon: yes, he does

Jeonghan: yes, he does

Woozi: yes, he does

Rest of Seventeen: yes, he does

Mingyu: yes, i do.

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.

Mark: these two bicker like an old married couple.

BamBam: We ARE an old couple.

Yugyeom: Who are you calling old?!!

Jeonghan: I am a man of high standards.

Josh or Seungcheol: [ exists ]

Jeonghan: Damn. He's meeting all my standards.

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...