[ Maknaes With Joshua ]

Jeonghan receives a phone call from 'babe'

Jeonghan: hi, Mingyu, my love.

Seungcheol: what?

Jeonghan: shit! i meant Joshua. Hello, dearest.

Seungcheol: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?!

Jeonghan: seokmin. 𝙨 𝙚 𝙤 𝙠 𝙢 𝙞 𝙣. is what i actually meant. Apologies.

Seungcheol: IM YOUR HUSBAND.

Jeonghan: *hesitantly* .... ˢᵉᵘⁿᵍᶜʰᵉᵒˡ?

Seungcheol: *distant sounds of their [non-existent] shared home burning

Mingyu: hyung, wake up, its time to set up for the next dance prac.

Woozi: im not sleeping. im dead. leave flowers and get out.

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...

Hoshi: lets get carats to give ideas for new choreography, do that we appeal to our audience more

Seungcheol: coming from you, thats actually a good idea

Hoshi to carats: so what would be cool to put in the choreo?

Hard stans: GRINDING. thats it.

Soft stans: HEARTS AND AEGYO ALL THE WAYYY!!

Seungcheol: I take back what i said, that was a really stupid idea

Woozi: you should’ve seen this coming.

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Wonwoo: thats ridiculous, Mingyu doesn't have crush on me!

Vernon: yes, he does

Jeonghan: yes, he does

Woozi: yes, he does

Rest of Seventeen: yes, he does

Mingyu: yes, i do.

DK: *comes up with a stupid idea for a prank*

Hoshi: We could be killed!!

Hoshi: or worse, Seungcheol will lecture us on responsibility again.

Hoshi: *shivers in fright*

Youngjae: I keep my friends close-

JB: But your enemies closer?

Youngjae: No! Why the hell would I do that? If I kept my enemies close, they would kill me!

Seungkwan: Hey Wonwoo, are you free tomorrow night?

Wonwoo: yea.

Seungkwan: *turns to Mingyu* and how bout you

Mingyu: yeah, im free :)

Seungkwan: GREAT! because im not but i sure hope you two enjoy your date.

Seungkwan: *leaves*

Wonwoo: ..did he just?

Hoshi: *from behind the counter, whispering* someones gotta do it.

Wonwoo: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.