DK: *comes Up With A Stupid Idea For A Prank*

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Mingyu: hyung, wake up, its time to set up for the next dance prac.

Woozi: im not sleeping. im dead. leave flowers and get out.

Seungcheol: You love Vernon, right?

Seungkwan: I do. I would kill all of you for him.

Vernon: That's... that's sweet... right?

Seungkwan: Hey Wonwoo, are you free tomorrow night?

Wonwoo: yea.

Seungkwan: *turns to Mingyu* and how bout you

Mingyu: yeah, im free :)

Seungkwan: GREAT! because im not but i sure hope you two enjoy your date.

Seungkwan: *leaves*

Wonwoo: ..did he just?

Hoshi: *from behind the counter, whispering* someones gotta do it.

Wonwoo: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...

Joshua: I can't believe you're single on valentines day

Chan: well, you know what they say

Chan: roses are red, violets are blue-

Joshua: don't.

Chan: -vodka is cheaper then a table for two.

Jun: he's not wrong-

Minghao: *slaps Jun* don't you dare.

Youngjae: I keep my friends close-

JB: But your enemies closer?

Youngjae: No! Why the hell would I do that? If I kept my enemies close, they would kill me!

[ maknaes with Joshua ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Joshua: ...We have food at home.

Maknaes: Awwww.

[ maknaes with Seungcheol ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Seungcheol: [ pulls up into drive through ]

Maknaes: [ cheering ]

Seungcheol: One black coffee, please.

[ maknaes with Jeonghan ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.