Hoshi: It's Times Like These When I Wish I'd Listened To What My Sister Told Me.

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Seungcheol: You love Vernon, right?

Seungkwan: I do. I would kill all of you for him.

Vernon: That's... that's sweet... right?

Seungkwan: Hey Wonwoo, are you free tomorrow night?

Wonwoo: yea.

Seungkwan: *turns to Mingyu* and how bout you

Mingyu: yeah, im free :)

Seungkwan: GREAT! because im not but i sure hope you two enjoy your date.

Seungkwan: *leaves*

Wonwoo: ..did he just?

Hoshi: *from behind the counter, whispering* someones gotta do it.

Wonwoo: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!

the more muscles i have, the more cats i can hold at once :)

wonwoo

Wonwoo: thats ridiculous, Mingyu doesn't have crush on me!

Vernon: yes, he does

Jeonghan: yes, he does

Woozi: yes, he does

Rest of Seventeen: yes, he does

Mingyu: yes, i do.

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Jeonghan: if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly, I'd have $0, LMAOOOO WHATD YOU THINKKKK

Dino: I'm gonna change that-

Wonwoo, pulling up to a restaurant: Could you go get a table? I need to park the car.

Mingyu: Okay

[ 5 minutes later ]

Mingyu, sprinting out of the restaurant while carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!!

Wonwoo: did you know a man was paralysed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?

Jeonghan, concerned: why do you know this??

Carats: so the limit is 412 nuggets, huh.

Seungcheol: NO-

Felix: I got an egg :)

Chan: *visible confusion*

Chan: from where???

Felix: dunno.

Chan: BRUHHH IT COULDVE BEEN A STRANGER THAT GAVE YOU THAT EGG, THERE COULD BE A BOMB INSIDE

Felix: oh well, its an egg, so uh an egg.