Wonwoo: Did You Know A Man Was Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets?

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.

[ maknaes with Joshua ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Joshua: ...We have food at home.

Maknaes: Awwww.

[ maknaes with Seungcheol ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Seungcheol: [ pulls up into drive through ]

Maknaes: [ cheering ]

Seungcheol: One black coffee, please.

[ maknaes with Jeonghan ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Felix: I got an egg :)

Chan: *visible confusion*

Chan: from where???

Felix: dunno.

Chan: BRUHHH IT COULDVE BEEN A STRANGER THAT GAVE YOU THAT EGG, THERE COULD BE A BOMB INSIDE

Felix: oh well, its an egg, so uh an egg.

Jeonghan receives a phone call from 'babe'

Jeonghan: hi, Mingyu, my love.

Seungcheol: what?

Jeonghan: shit! i meant Joshua. Hello, dearest.

Seungcheol: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?!

Jeonghan: seokmin. 𝙨 𝙚 𝙤 𝙠 𝙢 𝙞 𝙣. is what i actually meant. Apologies.

Seungcheol: IM YOUR HUSBAND.

Jeonghan: *hesitantly* .... ˢᵉᵘⁿᵍᶜʰᵉᵒˡ?

Seungcheol: *distant sounds of their [non-existent] shared home burning

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Jeonghan: I am a man of high standards.

Josh or Seungcheol: [ exists ]

Jeonghan: Damn. He's meeting all my standards.

Minho: There's no beautiful without "i"

Jisung: there's no ugly without "u" either so...

Chan: I-

Minho: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME