Woozi: Bro Close Your Eyes

Seungcheol: You love Vernon, right?

Seungkwan: I do. I would kill all of you for him.

Vernon: That's... that's sweet... right?

DK: *comes up with a stupid idea for a prank*

Hoshi: We could be killed!!

Hoshi: or worse, Seungcheol will lecture us on responsibility again.

Hoshi: *shivers in fright*

Yugyeom: *breathes*

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: come here you little sht

Mark: these two bicker like an old married couple.

BamBam: We ARE an old couple.

Yugyeom: Who are you calling old?!!

Joshua: I can't believe you're single on valentines day

Chan: well, you know what they say

Chan: roses are red, violets are blue-

Joshua: don't.

Chan: -vodka is cheaper then a table for two.

Jun: he's not wrong-

Minghao: *slaps Jun* don't you dare.

Minho: There's no beautiful without "i"

Jisung: there's no ugly without "u" either so...

Chan: I-

Minho: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Seokmin: [ exhales ] How's my breath?

Jun: Oooh, like flowers! How'd you do that?

Seokmin: I ate two flowers.

Felix: I got an egg :)

Chan: *visible confusion*

Chan: from where???

Felix: dunno.

Chan: BRUHHH IT COULDVE BEEN A STRANGER THAT GAVE YOU THAT EGG, THERE COULD BE A BOMB INSIDE

Felix: oh well, its an egg, so uh an egg.

Wonwoo, pulling up to a restaurant: Could you go get a table? I need to park the car.

Mingyu: Okay

[ 5 minutes later ]

Mingyu, sprinting out of the restaurant while carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!!

Chan: I'm gonna play a song about being the leader of Stray Kids so far

Stays: ooohh?

Chan: [deeply inhales]

Chan: [plays a chord]

Chan: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Minho: sounds about right