Chan: I'm Gonna Play A Song About Being The Leader Of Stray Kids So Far

Jeonghan: I am a man of high standards.

Josh or Seungcheol: [ exists ]

Jeonghan: Damn. He's meeting all my standards.

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...

Seungkwan: Hey Wonwoo, are you free tomorrow night?

Wonwoo: yea.

Seungkwan: *turns to Mingyu* and how bout you

Mingyu: yeah, im free :)

Seungkwan: GREAT! because im not but i sure hope you two enjoy your date.

Seungkwan: *leaves*

Wonwoo: ..did he just?

Hoshi: *from behind the counter, whispering* someones gotta do it.

Wonwoo: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!

[ maknaes with Joshua ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Joshua: ...We have food at home.

Maknaes: Awwww.

[ maknaes with Seungcheol ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Seungcheol: [ pulls up into drive through ]

Maknaes: [ cheering ]

Seungcheol: One black coffee, please.

[ maknaes with Jeonghan ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Wonwoo, pulling up to a restaurant: Could you go get a table? I need to park the car.

Mingyu: Okay

[ 5 minutes later ]

Mingyu, sprinting out of the restaurant while carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!!

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Jeonghan receives a phone call from 'babe'

Jeonghan: hi, Mingyu, my love.

Seungcheol: what?

Jeonghan: shit! i meant Joshua. Hello, dearest.

Seungcheol: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?!

Jeonghan: seokmin. 𝙨 𝙚 𝙤 𝙠 𝙢 𝙞 𝙣. is what i actually meant. Apologies.

Seungcheol: IM YOUR HUSBAND.

Jeonghan: *hesitantly* .... ˢᵉᵘⁿᵍᶜʰᵉᵒˡ?

Seungcheol: *distant sounds of their [non-existent] shared home burning

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.

Wonwoo: thats ridiculous, Mingyu doesn't have crush on me!

Vernon: yes, he does

Jeonghan: yes, he does

Woozi: yes, he does

Rest of Seventeen: yes, he does

Mingyu: yes, i do.