Seokmin: [ Exhales ] How's My Breath?

Jeonghan: if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly, I'd have $0, LMAOOOO WHATD YOU THINKKKK

Dino: I'm gonna change that-

BamBam: Guys, I got a pet snake. What should I name him??

JB: I'm sorry, you got a pet WHAT?!

Yugyeom: William Snakespear.

Youngjae: I keep my friends close-

JB: But your enemies closer?

Youngjae: No! Why the hell would I do that? If I kept my enemies close, they would kill me!

Jinyoung: Who the feck even owns a harmonica these days?

Youngjae: well-

Jinyoung: ...of course you own a harmonica.

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.

Jeongin: Did you know jellyfish have survived 600 thousand years without a brain?

Minho: a ray of hope for Jisung.

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Hoshi: lets get carats to give ideas for new choreography, do that we appeal to our audience more

Seungcheol: coming from you, thats actually a good idea

Hoshi to carats: so what would be cool to put in the choreo?

Hard stans: GRINDING. thats it.

Soft stans: HEARTS AND AEGYO ALL THE WAYYY!!

Seungcheol: I take back what i said, that was a really stupid idea

Woozi: you should’ve seen this coming.

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.

Chan: I'm gonna play a song about being the leader of Stray Kids so far

Stays: ooohh?

Chan: [deeply inhales]

Chan: [plays a chord]

Chan: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Minho: sounds about right