Jeonghan: If I Had A Dollar For Every Time Someone Called Me Ugly, I'd Have $0, LMAOOOO WHATD YOU THINKKKK

Jeongin: Did you know jellyfish have survived 600 thousand years without a brain?

Minho: a ray of hope for Jisung.

Chan: I'm gonna play a song about being the leader of Stray Kids so far

Stays: ooohh?

Chan: [deeply inhales]

Chan: [plays a chord]

Chan: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Minho: sounds about right

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Seungcheol: You love Vernon, right?

Seungkwan: I do. I would kill all of you for him.

Vernon: That's... that's sweet... right?

Hoshi: lets get carats to give ideas for new choreography, do that we appeal to our audience more

Seungcheol: coming from you, thats actually a good idea

Hoshi to carats: so what would be cool to put in the choreo?

Hard stans: GRINDING. thats it.

Soft stans: HEARTS AND AEGYO ALL THE WAYYY!!

Seungcheol: I take back what i said, that was a really stupid idea

Woozi: you should’ve seen this coming.

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.

Mark: these two bicker like an old married couple.

BamBam: We ARE an old couple.

Yugyeom: Who are you calling old?!!

Jeonghan: I am a man of high standards.

Josh or Seungcheol: [ exists ]

Jeonghan: Damn. He's meeting all my standards.

Wonwoo: thats ridiculous, Mingyu doesn't have crush on me!

Vernon: yes, he does

Jeonghan: yes, he does

Woozi: yes, he does

Rest of Seventeen: yes, he does

Mingyu: yes, i do.