Chongyun: When I Was Younger Xingqiu Told Me That The Paper Strip That’s In Chocolate Kisses Were Edible,

Paimon: do you think you could take Albedo?

Kaeya: fuck yeah…

Kaeya: oh you mean like in a fight?

Kaeya: if i was dating you, heh let’s just say broccoli wouldn’t be called broccoli anymore

Albedo: what does this mean

Albedo: kaeya i’m shaking what the fuck does this mean

Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious

Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Childe: im going to get worse on purpose

9S: *hacker voice* I’m in

2B: you don’t have to say ‘hacker voice’ every time

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Sole: h-

Nick: what this dumbaSS BITCH was trying to say

is He here

Barbara, to some Random: remember that Barbatos is always watching 💞

Venti: *literally so fucked up he forgot how to breathe automatically*

Belphegor: finally, you’ve freed me, MC. thank you

MC: you’re welcome, belphie :)

MC: ...why do i hear boss music?

Fenris: Wait, are you... flirting with me?

Hawke: Have been for the past three years but thanks for noticing.