Is He Here

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hua Cheng: i hate-

Xie Lian: good morning, san lang!

Hua Cheng: i’m done hating. today is love 💞

MacCready: Lets each tell a secret about ourselves

Deacon: okay

MacCready: I... hate you

Jean: you have the right to remain silent

Venti: but do i have the ability?

Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette

Marinette, internally: play dumb

Marinette: who’s Marinette

Marinette, internally: not that dumb!

Beidou: a woman’s place is on the battlefield

Childe: oh so you think women should die

Beidou: funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle…… misogynistic much?

Childe: you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

Diavolo: it’s understandable, no one is judging you. lucifer is strong and mysterious, but sort of compact and well muscled

Barbatos: i’m not in love with lucifer but i’m starting to think you might be

friendship ended with all genshin characters. warming seelie is now my best friend

The Council: Shepard.

Shepard: Am I in trouble?

The Council: Take a guess.

Shepard: No?

The Council: Take another guess.

Sean: I’m biracial actually.

Finn: That’s wassup love who you love, man.