Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious
Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Childe: im going to get worse on purpose
Diavolo: today, i think i’ll cause problems on purpose
Lucifer: i’m begging you to just stay home
Deacon: if you want to know who your real friends are, get pregnant, those who stick by you are the real ones
Curie: I feel as though there are steps you could take beforehand
Xiangling:
Childe:
Kaeya:
Ayaka:
Xiao:
Venti:
Thoma:
Albedo:
Chongyun:
Xingqiu:
Asmodeus: your hair doesn’t go with your outfit. you look kind of halloween-y
Mammon: the fuck is up your ass today?
Asmodeus: a worm. just to make me lose a few pounds
I want a baby meme with genshin characters part 2:
Kaeya:
Zhongli:
Scaramouche:
Razor:
BAXTER DLC SPOILERS
Baxter just straight up lying throughout his dlc for absolutely no reason is so fucking funny to me. It wasn’t even Shiloh type lying, he just decided to make up fun facts for fun. he’s so me coded
Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back
Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?
Childe: what?
Childe: then who were the people in your house?
Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???
Childe: well not anymore
Lucas: there’s only one thing worse than dying
Lucas: *rips paper off that says ‘max’ under it* boom
Mike: max
Lucas: no
Scaramouche: can someone come bail me out? i just got arrested for being too irritating.
Childe: on my way!
Childe: can someone come bail me out :(
Wait a minute...
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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