Childe: I Just Killed Your Entire Family For Not Paying The Fatui Back

Venti, in Fontaine: ah yes!baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!

Random Baker: what

Traveler: ignore him

Itto: wanna play 20 questions?

Gorou: no not really

Itto: okay just ask me a question

Gorou: but i just-

Gorou: uh okay, do you have any pet peeves?

Itto: yeah i got a cow

Itto: wanna kiss?

Deacon: bitch

MacCready: blocked

Deacon: wait unblock me i need to tell you something

MacCready: unblocked

Deacon: bitch

Venti: i’d rather encounter multiple women who take astrology too seriously over even one man who genuinely believes in the sigma/alpha/beta male bullshit

Mona: gemini

Venti: never mind, the women are fucking witches there’s no way she could’ve known that

no one:

Sole Survivor:

YOUR THOUGHTS?

Fenris: Wait, are you... flirting with me?

Hawke: Have been for the past three years but thanks for noticing.

“i wish we could have a tgcf spinoff of hua cheng’s pov”

hua cheng’s pov: gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*

Diona: hello everyone and welcome to the ‘fuck diluc club’ where we talk about how much we hate diluc. welcome to our newest member, donna

Donna, frantically trying to leave: so there’s been a misunderstanding

Leviathan: i wish i lacked critical thinking skills like mammon, he seems so happy