Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler
Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-
Itto: *shoots and misses*
tw: clown sex
Diavolo: it’s understandable, no one is judging you. lucifer is strong and mysterious, but sort of compact and well muscled
Barbatos: i’m not in love with lucifer but i’m starting to think you might be
Wait a minute...
Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters
Chongyun:
Venti:
Bennett:
Childe:
Razor:
Beidou:
Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls
Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man
Traveler: THE WHO??
Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly
Kaeya: i think it’s pretty common knowledge that i’m a better person than you
Diluc: no, it isn’t. remember when you saw that accident and you just pretended you were blind?
Kaeya: that doesn’t count. our movie was gonna start in eight minutes, why would you bring that up?
Sora: wait silverfish are real?? and not just a minecraft thing??
Sora: thank god skeletons don’t exist! that’d be fucked up!
Riku: hey...sora...?
Sora: hey what’s up!
I want a baby meme with genshin characters part 2:
Kaeya:
Zhongli:
Scaramouche:
Razor:
Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back
Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?
Childe: what?
Childe: then who were the people in your house?
Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???
Childe: well not anymore
Chongyun: oh, auntie. you’re late
Shenhe: yes i’m sorry. i was doing… things
Xingqiu: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
167 posts