Fenris: Wait, Are You... Flirting With Me?

Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit

Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations

Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone

Zhongli: my mistake

Curtis: Nathan was a dick, a moron, an idiot, but most importantly, he was a twat. He will be missed.

Nathan: Stop telling people I’m dead.

Curtis: Sometimes we can still hear his voice.

Diluc: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards kaeya. so kaeya, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read

Albedo: i’m going to bed

Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

Albedo: why are you like this

Childe: vibe check test came back negative :(

Kaeya: 6/10. the joke hits but it’s not that funny

Childe: what the fuck

Zhongli: 0/10. no dragons

Childe: i’m right fucking here

DEACON AND NICK SHOULDVE BEEN ROMANCEABLE I KNOW ITS BEEN YEARS BUT IM STILL UPSET

Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god

Paimon: do you think you could take Albedo?

Kaeya: fuck yeah…

Kaeya: oh you mean like in a fight?

The Traveler after getting Geo abilities: im a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

Venti: everyone u meet is fighting a battle u know nothing about. be kind ❤️

Diluc: i once saw you punch a girl scout for not having thin mints

Venti: exactly. that was my battle. so be kind