Paimon: Do You Think You Could Take Albedo?

Lucas: there’s only one thing worse than dying

Lucas: *rips paper off that says ‘max’ under it* boom

Mike: max

Lucas: no

Chat Noir: As your best friend-

Marinette: Alya is my best friend

Chat Noir:

As your best friend

Sole: h-

Nick: what this dumbaSS BITCH was trying to say

Mona: when’s your birthday?

Scaramouche: why? so you can look up my natal chart? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me? i don’t fucking think so

Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious

Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Childe: im going to get worse on purpose

Kaeya: snow got me feeling some typa way 😳

Albedo: that’s sheer cold, fam

Kaeya: damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of christmas

Lauren: it’s too dark for me to see

Andy: don’t worry, sis. i got this

Andy: *stomps foot so his sketchers light up*

Lauren: what the fuck

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

Childe: just gonna start killing people i don’t find funny

Scaramouche: national suicide prevention hotline

Childe: shut the fuck up