Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Marinette, entering the room: *Sees Kagami and leaves*
Kagami, watching Marinette leave: There’s my monthly dose of Marinette …
Marinette : The stars are so beautiful...
Kagami: They're just giant balls of gas.
Marinette : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Kagami: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Marinette : Oh...
Kidnapper: We have your child
Kagami: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Kagami: Oh god, you have Marinette
Luka: - Rather, we need to hide before the villain notices us.
Y/n: -Great idea. Why don't the two of us hide in this cramped locker? Only you and me~
Y/n: (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Adrien: *gets a paper cut*
Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough
Marinette: Tag What you’re majoring in/intend on majoring in
Luka: Respecting women
Adrien: Batman
Alya: Minecraft
Chloe: YouTube
Kagami: In the tags, guys
Nino: Fuckin weed
Kim: w
Max: Criminal justice and psychology
Nathaniel: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life
Alix: Minecraft
Juleka: Minecraft as well
Chat Noir: As your best friend-
Marinette: Alya is my best friend
Chat Noir:
Adrien: Nino, can you do me a favor?
Nino: I’d kill for you but go on.
Marinette: Who broke it?
Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Adrien: I did. I broke it.
Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?
Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.
Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.
Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken
Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.
Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.
Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.
Marinette: No. Who broke it?
Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.
Marc: Really?!
Nathaniel: Yeah really!
Everyone: *starts yelling*
Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Judge: How do you plead?
Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*
Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.
Chat Noir: Hot milky
Ladybug: just lock him up
I am a ladybug stan first and a human second
-both alya and adrien