Adrien: Nino, Can You Do Me A Favor?

Judge: How do you plead?

Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*

Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.

Chat Noir: Hot milky

Ladybug: just lock him up

MC: You can address me as Eagle One.

MC: Barnaby, code name, Been There, Done That.

MC: Talbott is Currently Doing That.

MC: Bill is It Happened Once In A Dream.

MC: Penny, code name, If I Had To Pick A Girl.

MC: Rowan is...

MC: Eagle Two.

Rowan: Oh, thank god.

Daniel: I’m at this fake ass campsite with all these fake ass people

Cassidy: hey

Daniel: hey!

Daniel: fuckin bitch

I am a ladybug stan first and a human second

-both alya and adrien

Diluc: do you ever think before you speak

Venti: yea i think “ha ha that’s funny” and then i say it

MacCready: Lets each tell a secret about ourselves

Deacon: okay

MacCready: I... hate you

Fatui gift exchange

Scaramouche: okay so if anyone draws their own name, we’ll all draw again

Dottore: cool

Signora: okay

Childe: what if we draw someone else’s name?

Dottore: that’s fine right? yeah

Scaramouche: that’s good, that’s what we want

Signora: what if we pick someone that we don’t like?

Childe: it’s just the four of us. do you dislike one of the four of us?

Signora: no no no. *nods her head and points to childe*

Childe: …what if we pick someone who we don’t know?

Signora: yeah what if we get a slip and it’s like Albedo Krendinprinz from Mondstat?

Scaramouche: that will not happen

Dottore: how can you be sure though?

Signora: i like Albedo well enough i just would have no idea what to get him for a gift

Scaramouche: okay so there’s only four names and it’s our four names so everyone just pick one and-

Signora: i’m worried that if i get Albedo the wrong thing, he’ll think that i’m a loser

Childe: aw really? you’re worried about that?

Signora: i’m serious i’m nervous about it

Childe: i’m sure you’ll get him the perfect thing

Signora: thanks that means a lot

Childe: i wouldn’t say it if i didn’t mean it

Scaramouche: does everyone have a slip? did anyone pick themself?

Signora: i got Childe

Scaramouche: no don’t-

Childe: i got Dottore

Dottore: guys! it’s suppose to be secret

Scaramouche: thank you!

Dottore: you’re not suppose to look at the name

Childe: ohhh

Scaramouche: well you’re allowed to- you can read your own slip

Dottore: oh. okay i got Scaramouche

Scaramouche: dude

Signora: i wish i would’ve gotten Scaramouche

Childe: what the hell?!

Signora: i don’t know if this is coming together

Dottore: i’m probably just going to get a gift for Albedo Krendinprinz from Mondstat to be safe

Childe: since my slip says Dottore does that mean he’s the one who helps me figure out what to get Albedo Krendinprinz from Mondstat?

Daniel: I love one brother and his name is Sean Diaz <3

Sean: How did you say that emoji out loud

Sean: Just get out of my room

Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Mona giving a tarot reading: i don’t know what’s going on here. like i just keep getting “the fool” over and over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible.

Chongyun, a fucking fool: figures