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MC: so you wanna head to my room?
Leviathan: sure...
MC: you have protection?
Leviathan: w-why what’s in there?
Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?
MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral
Belphegor: finally, you’ve freed me, MC. thank you
MC: you’re welcome, belphie :)
MC: ...why do i hear boss music?
MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me
Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that
MC: once would be nice
Belphegor: no
Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
MC: when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell
Mammon, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that