Lauren: It’s Too Dark For Me To See

Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls

Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man

Traveler: THE WHO??

Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness

Albedo: thank you king

Ninnguang: as much as i appreciate you asking me out, did we have to take shenhe as well?

Beidou: you get me to yourself all the time. she’s lonely!

Shenhe, talking to the waiter: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Xiangling: i hate being high. why do i keep hearing footsteps

Chongyun: are you walking?

Xiangling: oh shit

Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette

Marinette, internally: play dumb

Marinette: who’s Marinette

Marinette, internally: not that dumb!

Diluc: bitch

Kaeya: blocked

Diluc: wait unblock me i need to tell you something

Kaeya: unblocked

Diluc: bitch

Lawrence: Eugene, you’ll be on nightwatch today.

Eugene: Um, I beg to differ.

Lawrence: Then beg.

Kaeya: bigfoot, but fully shaved

Childe: mr. clean

Diluc: conversations like this are why i have anxiety

Daniel: I love one brother and his name is Sean Diaz <3

Sean: How did you say that emoji out loud

Sean: Just get out of my room