Kaeya: Snow Got Me Feeling Some Typa Way 😳

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

MacCready: Lets each tell a secret about ourselves

Deacon: okay

MacCready: I... hate you

Kaeya: if i was dating you, heh let’s just say broccoli wouldn’t be called broccoli anymore

Albedo: what does this mean

Albedo: kaeya i’m shaking what the fuck does this mean

Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls

Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man

Traveler: THE WHO??

Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit

Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations

Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone

Zhongli: my mistake

Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you will perish in a fire. Be prepared.

On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you’ll join me

Lawrence: Eugene, you’ll be on nightwatch today.

Eugene: Um, I beg to differ.

Lawrence: Then beg.

MC: so you wanna head to my room?

Leviathan: sure...

MC: you have protection?

Leviathan: w-why what’s in there?

Diluc: bitch

Kaeya: blocked

Diluc: wait unblock me i need to tell you something

Kaeya: unblocked

Diluc: bitch