On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you will perish in a fire. Be prepared.
On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you’ll join me
the shogi fans ending up being a part of a massive rebellion because the ronin won like three games was genuinely one of the funniest parts of book 5
Venti: so apparently it’s still a dui even if you’re the birthday boy
Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters
Chongyun:
Venti:
Bennett:
Childe:
Razor:
Beidou:
Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls
Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man
Traveler: THE WHO??
Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly
is He here
Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong
Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt
Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god
Chat Noir: As your best friend-
Marinette: Alya is my best friend
Chat Noir:
Signora: hey
Scaramouche: what the fuck
Childe: didn’t you die??
Signora: that was weeks ago dude. things change
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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