Sole: H-

Xiao: thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that i may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you

Venti: do you practice this shit or do you come up with it on the spot

Venti: apparently the “bad vibes” ive been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Adrien: Nino, can you do me a favor?

Nino: I’d kill for you but go on.

Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette

Marinette, internally: play dumb

Marinette: who’s Marinette

Marinette, internally: not that dumb!

I am a ladybug stan first and a human second

-both alya and adrien

Judge: How do you plead?

Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*

Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.

Chat Noir: Hot milky

Ladybug: just lock him up

Kaeya: jesus, diluc! what would you have told mom if i’d died?!

Diluc: hey mom, i have good news and bad news. good news, we’ve finally got room for that 🎵jacuzzi you wanted🎵

Xiangling: my hungry ass couldn’t be a brain surgeon 💀💀

Chongyun: what do you mean? what do you mean by that?

Childe: just gonna start killing people i don’t find funny

Scaramouche: national suicide prevention hotline

Childe: shut the fuck up

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*