That's Autism

MHA What If Request post!

Heyo! If y’all want me to write a MHA drabble based off of your ideas, comment them here! The parameters are in my AO3 fanfic What If: MHA Edition! By @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, of course.

Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.

For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.

I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck

And then puts on chapstick

No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.

She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.

At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?

At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.

I Did A Photoshoot

I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).

I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.

Love, Shroomie

i saw this on my pinterest feed

pls

we CANNOT let this happen.

that person, who decided this, is not a stay.

Is- is it weird that I thought this was a chicken?

Happy Thanksgiving 🍗

callback ping

Once you realize everyone and everything is on some sort of time limit, life becomes a lot more stressful. You’re welcome!

*puts on big girl pants* WE NEED TO ADDRESS SOMETHING

ZHONGLI AND XIAO ARE NOT FATHER AND SON.

🚨🚨I REPEAT, ZHONGLI AND XIAO ARE NOT FATHER AND SON.🚨🚨

In the lore, Zhongli refers to Xiao as the ‘young adeptus of Guili Plains’, and Xiao refers to Zhongli as ‘My lord’. Nowhere does either Zhongli or Xiao mention ANY familial relationship. You may headcanon as you wish, though.

The reason I am such a devout Zhongxiao shipper is because of The Zhongxiao Alliance by Yellow_Canna on Ao3 and Tumblr. It has a beautiful depiction of how Morax saved Alatus from his previous master and renamed him Xiao.

FAIR WARNING: Contains smut and mpreg/eggpreg.

Anywayyyyyyy, that’s my rant about people being disrespectful in the comments of artists. This is the internet. If you don’t want to see something, swipe away. Don’t be a jerk because someone “violated your headcanon”. Be a decent human being.

Thank you, lovely Tumblr people. Shroomie OUT!

More cosplay cos why not

The one in the honeycomb dress is my furry friend- they’re awesome! They make all their own fursuits.

Aliens And Chocolate

in a previous post, I stated that the only species that can eat chocolate safely is Humans! And we love our sweet, cocoa-y bars of the brown/white/black goodness.

but the thing is, everywhere else in the universe, it’s a carefully controlled, highly illegal substance. For some alien species, like the Penaconians and the Ahlmiws, it’s a hallucinogenic, intoxicating drug with severe side effects. For others like the Aakij and Zbbrk, it is a deadly poison.

The thing is, the illegal chocolatiers of the universe have refined their craft, and humans like it more than the chocolate we have. So you have groups of humans who go around to dealers, buying chocolate off of them for their hefty prices. And most aliens don’t know that humans are impervious to the dangers of cocoa! And the humans don’t know it’s illegal, so they’re not even trying to cover it up!

So, you know, there are thousands of intergalactic human criminals who are unknowingly on the run from the space police.

in a galactic jail somewhere

Burakkjian Serial Killer w/ a body count of 5000+: so, what’re you in for?

Literally just an average, everyday human: possession of highly illegal drugs and murder weapons

BONUS:

Karen, eating Nutella straight from the jar:

Steve: *chomps on Hershey bars*

Moss, elegantly eating ferrero rocher like the absolute royalty they are:

Zzgnaru: these are my idiots

Sunday: …they should all be dead or high

Boothill: Yeehaw they fuckin should

Ratio: the odds of them surviving are slim

Sampo: W H A T A R E T H E Y D O I N G A R E T H E Y S U I C I D A L S H O U L D I B E W O R R I E D

Aventurine: Oi, Karen, gimme

Karen, not really paying attention: sure

Ratio and Topaz, in unison: NO