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Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Introductions!

Hello, wonderful Tumblr weirdos! I'm Shroomie (you can also call me Day or Bee). I am a total nerd.

Fandoms I'm in: #humans are space orcs, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (NOT THE NEW ONE, THAT ONE IS SHIT), Genshin Impact, MHA, MCU, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda, Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Osemanverse, The Umbrella Academy, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Umibe No Étranger, Witch Hat Atelier, Pirates Of The Caribbean, and Honkai: Star Rail.

I have ADHD and maybe?? autism.

I do fanart, fanfic, incorrect quotes, and weird little rambles that will make absolutely no sense most of the time.

My ask box is always open!

I'm aroace, and yes, I fit all of the stereotypes. I like frogs, books, drawing, writing, shitposting, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cosplaying and kinda just generally being a strange little goblin.

*yeetery intensifies*

Smiles, Shroomie

NO DONT DO THIS TO ME

Can I pick one to not? ‘Cause I don’t like Zayne. Not my type.

Important Question: You can only choose one. Who are you picking? 🫠

I have bronchitis- maybe even pneumonia- and I’m dyeing my hair for the second time in two weeks

what even is my life

DOES ANYONE EVER TAKE OUT THEIR HEADPHONES AND STICK THEIR FINGER IN THEIR EAR TO GET THE EARWAX OUT AND THEN YOUR EAR HAIRS GO BACK INTO PLACE AND IT FEELS WEIRD, LIKE THERE’S A BUG IN YOUR EAR?!

DEMIAROACE NEBULAROMANTIC OMNISEXUALS! WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, AND WE LIKE DEER!

and also beer, but I'm underage, so that doesn't apply to me. Yet.

Reblog/like this if you’re LGBTQ+ and run an active blog in 2024.

Trying to find new blogs to follow. 🫶🏻

reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

i saw this on my pinterest feed

pls

we CANNOT let this happen.

that person, who decided this, is not a stay.

I don’t need to say anything this is just how it is

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Tamaki Amajiki HCs

So, is it just me who hates ooc Amajiki? 'Cause NOWHERE have I found an actually decent Amajiki HC.

1. Tamaki sometimes goes fully nonverbal, so he learned sign language to communicate with Mirio.

2. His social anxiety is through the roof, but his room looks like an exuberant teenage girl's. Boy band posters, Cinnamonroll and My Melody everywhere. Hell, all of the Studio Ghibli anime on a shelf, 100,000,000 different plushies, and a loft bed with light strands.

3. If he was your boyfriend, he'd hate fancy dates. Just sitting in his/your room, cuddling/playing video games/watching anime/just chatting. AND YES, HE STILL STUTTERS AROUND YOU. HE'S A SHY BOI. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

4. He has autism (Mirio has ADHD and Nejire has ADD). His social anxiety is born out of overstimulation. And also an anxiety disorder, but mostly overstimulation.

5. His love language is Words of Affirmation. He loves compliments, which is why he's so happy when Mirio tells him that he's brighter than the sun. Tell him his ears are cute. Tell him his hair looks nice. Tell him he's gotten stronger. He'll glow with pride (But shyly.)