Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.
For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.
I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck
And then puts on chapstick
No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.
She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.
At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?
At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.