in a previous post, I stated that the only species that can eat chocolate safely is Humans! And we love our sweet, cocoa-y bars of the brown/white/black goodness.
but the thing is, everywhere else in the universe, it’s a carefully controlled, highly illegal substance. For some alien species, like the Penaconians and the Ahlmiws, it’s a hallucinogenic, intoxicating drug with severe side effects. For others like the Aakij and Zbbrk, it is a deadly poison.
The thing is, the illegal chocolatiers of the universe have refined their craft, and humans like it more than the chocolate we have. So you have groups of humans who go around to dealers, buying chocolate off of them for their hefty prices. And most aliens don’t know that humans are impervious to the dangers of cocoa! And the humans don’t know it’s illegal, so they’re not even trying to cover it up!
So, you know, there are thousands of intergalactic human criminals who are unknowingly on the run from the space police.
in a galactic jail somewhere
Burakkjian Serial Killer w/ a body count of 5000+: so, what’re you in for?
Literally just an average, everyday human: possession of highly illegal drugs and murder weapons
BONUS:
Karen, eating Nutella straight from the jar:
Steve: *chomps on Hershey bars*
Moss, elegantly eating ferrero rocher like the absolute royalty they are:
Zzgnaru: these are my idiots
Sunday: …they should all be dead or high
Boothill: Yeehaw they fuckin should
Ratio: the odds of them surviving are slim
Sampo: W H A T A R E T H E Y D O I N G A R E T H E Y S U I C I D A L S H O U L D I B E W O R R I E D
Aventurine: Oi, Karen, gimme
Karen, not really paying attention: sure
Ratio and Topaz, in unison: NO
Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Stray Kids (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bang Chan (Stray Kids), Lee Minho | Lee Know, Seo Changbin, Hwang Hyunjin, Han Jisung | Han, Lee Felix (Stray Kids), Kim Seungmin (Stray Kids), Yang Jeongin | I.N, Hyun-Ryong Aerin | Rin Additional Tags: originally posted on Quotev, Aerin is a little diva/shit/crazy bipolar monkey, no specified ship, We Love Hwang Hyunjin, irregular updates, How Do I Tag, Tagging is Annoying, SKZ SUPREMACY, WHY? is amazing song Summary:
Hyun-Ryong Aerin. The only female member of Stray Kids. The maknae, in fact. And a constant source of craziness.
preach, puki
fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit
That's one guy, you fucking shit
IM ALSO LITERALLY AUBREY BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE HER. or at least blackspace her
my boyfriend has gotten me obsessed with omori
i kinda hate aubrey
basil is my favorite
what the fuck do you mean he's depressed and suicidal
no
*runs to ao3*
immediately sees the sunflower tag and proceeds to read all of the possible wiki on basil and sunny
i approve of this ship
now, if ao3 does its job correctly, they can be happy and alive, thank you omocat
kel my sunshine boy
my qpr told me that basil was depression and hero was bargaining
they're a liar
hero laid in his bed unable to get out for days bc he was sad
basil is literally just trying to be optimistic
also
basil is not a murderer
sunny *technically* is
they're sixteen and honestly i don't believe sunny meant to hurt mari
they panicked
im gonna let you sleep now
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Guys. Guys. Minsungsexual.
I am fricking dead.
It’s a bit happier today, so don’t worry!
Chicken Nugget and Croissant have been married! Minerva McGonagall officiated their wedding, and they will be adopting a tadpole soon!
on the subject of the War, Egg Ramen and I have been very busy with negotiations. King Se’quinn has agreed to many terms, but we’re not quite done. One such agreement has been that we will be sending Geoffrey to a corrective program with the Lizards. I, for one, am very happy about this. Geoffrey needs it.
Since I’m on hiatus, I will be posting less, but know that things are going well and the frogs are flourishing!
shroomie out!
we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.
what do you believe when everyone is watching? what do you believe?
what do you believe when nobody is watching? what do you believe?
No
just scrolled thru ur blog and read every one of your posts/replies in blitzø’s voice from helluva boss
get blitzø’d idiot
Please watch better things, man.
ADHD. I have ADHD. Oh, and I'm aroace. Hi. :]
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